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22 August 2025

Amsterdam’s Funniest Hidden Joke: A Wise Man Doesn’t Pee Into the Wind

Amsterdam is full of surprises, but one of the best is a hidden joke on a building near the Leidseplein. Above the archway between the bustling nightlife area and the Max Eeuweplein, you’ll find a very serious-looking, classical colonnade. But the inscription on it is probably one of the funniest things ever carved into a public building. It’s hard to believe it’s an official architectural piece, but Zaanen Spanjers Architects went for it back in 1991.

On the frieze, the horizontal band connecting the columns, there’s a Latin phrase: “Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum.” While it might sound formal, the translation is pure gold: “A wise man does not piss into the wind.” Yep, you read that right. It’s a witty, slightly cheeky one-liner that perfectly captures Amsterdam’s laid-back vibe.

In the early 1990s, during the redevelopment of the area around Leidseplein and Max Eeuweplein, the developer and architects had to comply with countless strict rules and codes. The building regulations for the site were incredibly complex.

The architectural firm Zaanen Spanjers Architects, including co-founder Kees Spanjers, decided to include this phrase on the façade. The message was a subtle nod to the idea that a wise man doesn’t fight a futile battle. They went along with the requirements, but in the form of the inscription, they placed a clever, veiled criticism in a public space that remains there to this day. The humorous Latin text is a kind of symbolic message that sometimes the best thing you can do is accept the situation and not bang your head against a wall.

So, next time you’re in Amsterdam and find yourself near Leidseplein, be sure to look up at this quirky-classical gateway. The inscription won’t just make you smile; it’s a perfect example that wisdom doesn’t always have to be dead serious. Sometimes, the best advice comes from the most unexpected places, even in the form of a sarcastic Latin quote.

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Source: CityLikeYOu

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